Audy Rodriguez

Sorry it's been so long since my last post.  I've been caught up with ball the last few weeks.  With that in mind, allow me to present you with a player profile on my teammate Audy Rodriguez.

Name:  Audy Rodriguez

Team:  Baldham Boars

Birthplace:  Dominican Republic

Age:  37 (or so he says)

Nickname:  none

Nickname he has for everyone else:  Jim (pronounced 'Jeem')

Languages spoken:  Spanish, German, English

Languages in which he is fluent:  none

Favorite saying:  "Forget about this, Jeem."

Position:  Third base

Highest Level of Baseball: Minor League affiliate of the Toronto Blue Jays (probably about 15 years ago when he was 22 and claimed to be 17)

Actual Conversation Between Audy, Jan-Phillip, and Nat Ballenberg:

Nat:  (to Audy)  Do you have any kids?

Audy:  Huh?

Nat:  Hijos?

Audy:  I have a son.

Nat:  How old is he?

Audy:  (to Jan-Phillip in German)  How old is my son?

Jan-Phillip: (to Audy in German)  15.

Audy:  (to Nat)  15.

Actual Conversation Between Audy, Kacee, Nat, and some random girl at a gas station:

Audy:  (to Kacee)  Jeem!  Come over here.  (Random Girls' name) , this is Kacee.

Kacee:  (to Random Girl)  How do you do?

Random Girl: Hi.

Audy:  (to me)  Jeem!  Come over here.  (Random Girls' name), this is Jeem.

Me:  Hi.

Random Girl:  Hi.

What he says everytime a groundball is hit to shortstop, whether it be hard hit, slowly hit, up the middle, in the hole, or directly at the shortstop:  Fore  (This means forward and is usually poor advice.)

Number of consecutive days he had Kacee kidnapped:  Two days

Favorite Movie:  8 Mile

Favorite thing for him to have me do:  The freestyle rap from the end of 8 mile.

Worst decision of my life:  Letting him know that I know the freestyle rap from the end of 8 mile.

This is all I know about Audy, but let me assure you it is more than enough.