This quiz allows 1 minute per question, and as such should take no longer than 3 minutes to complete. Take your time and read every question completely. The answers are provided.
A house is _______.
Now raise your hand if you answered, "a face."
Good, Americans, no hands. That means you're all functional, possibly even rational human beings. Now Germans, I'm a little dissapointed. You all know that a house is indeed a face.
study tip: Note how the upstairs balcony acts as a unibrow, protecting the window eyes and wooden nose from the sun's violent glare. After the sun goes down the house is often caught winkng, with one window dark and the other lit up.
2. On an official German visa document, what did my Australian teammate list as his religion?
It may surprise you that 'aboriginal' is not a religion, and that even if it were, most Australians actually descend from British prisoners. It may also surprise you that our rock musician pitcher listed Jedi on this official document, as if he's some sort of guitar yielding Obi-Wan, which I hope for the sake of sweetness that he is.
3. For how long has Kacee the Jedi had a middle name? And for how long has he known it?
When asked to provide his middle name Kacee reached into his pocket to consult his passport. It turns out Kacee was given the middle name of Taylor at birth, but until a few weeks ago didn't even know he had one.
Oh, and my baseball team played like horse poopy today, dropping both ends of a double header.
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